The Cat in the Men's Bathroom

"There is a cat hovering in the mens bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it's floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink. Doesn't seem to be able to move from it's current hover spot. If you pet him, he purrs, and he'll rub on your body like a normal cat if you get close enough."

jesus christ i love WTNV so much